Dateless DaleYou run his love life.

Dale is 43. He's been on a dating app for 212 days. Zero matches. So he handed his love life to the internet. Every night he posts an episode. You vote in the pinned poll. Whatever wins, he does. No matter what.

212days on Swoon
0matches
1fern who's heard it all
Ep 1
How it works

You vote. He suffers.

1

Watch

New episode every day at 6pm ET on TikTok. Each one ends on a decision Dale can't make.

2

Vote

Pick in the poll pinned to the comments. It closes the next afternoon.

3

He does it

Whatever wins becomes canon. Even the bad ideas. Especially the bad ideas.

Episode 1

I'm Giving You Control of My Love Life

Dale explains the deal, pitches three outfits for tonight, and hands you the first decision of his love life.

You decide
What do I wear tonight?
  1. AThe lucky shirt
  2. BDad's suit
  3. CSmart casual

Vote in the pinned poll on TikTok. Ep 2 drops at 6pm ET.

Play it yourself

Can't wait for the vote?

On TikTok, the internet picks. Here, you do. Choose Dale's outfit and see what happens. Then rewind and find every ending.

The game

Every choice. Every disaster.

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Questions

Is Dale okay?

Is Dale real?

No. Dale is an AI character: his video and voice are generated with AI. Every episode is written by humans in a writers' room, and every vote is real.

How do I vote?

Each episode on TikTok has a poll pinned to the top of its comments. Tap your pick before it closes the next afternoon. The winner happens in the next episode, at 6pm ET.

What if my option loses?

Sometimes we post the "what if" version too. And in the game you can play every path yourself.

Who is it for?

Grown-ups who enjoy watching a hopeful man make bad decisions. It's comedy with the occasional innuendo, and the joke is always on Dale.