Dateless DaleYou run his love life.
Dale is 43. He's been on a dating app for 212 days. Zero matches. So he handed his love life to the internet. Watch Episode 1, then you decide.
You vote. He suffers.
The internet decides
New episode every day at 6pm ET on TikTok. Each ends on a decision, and the pinned poll picks what Dale does next.
He does it
Whatever wins becomes canon. Even the bad ideas. Especially the bad ideas.
Then you play it
When the week's over, it unlocks here as a game: every choice is yours, every ending, every disaster the internet was too kind to pick.
Every choice. Every disaster.
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Is Dale okay?
Is Dale real?
No. Dale is an AI character: his video and voice are generated with AI. Every episode is written by Rob, a human, and every vote is real.
Does my pick here change the show?
No. The poll pinned on TikTok is the only vote that decides what Dale does. Your pick here is yours: see how it plays out when the week unlocks as a game.
How do I vote on TikTok?
Each episode has a poll pinned to the top of its comments. Tap your pick before it closes the next afternoon. The winner happens in the next episode, at 6pm ET.
Who is it for?
Grown-ups who enjoy watching a hopeful man make bad decisions. It's comedy with the occasional innuendo, and the joke is always on Dale.